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unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
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vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

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You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

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what's the weirdest relationship you've had/have?

Asked by Anonymous

my current one

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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Then they went into José Arcadio Buendía’s room, shook him as hard as they could, shouted in his ear, put a mirror in front of his nostrils, but they could not awaken him. A short time later, when the carpenter was taking measurements for the coffin, through the window they saw a light rain of tiny yellow flowers falling. They fell on the town all through the night in a silent storm, and they covered the roofs and blocked the doors and smothered the animals who slept outdoors. So many flowers fell from the sky that in the morning the streets were carpeted with a compact cushion and they had to clear them away with shovels and rakes so that the funeral procession could pass by.

— Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

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lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

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i have a crush on you

Asked by andafterwards

but why

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Mom, this might be my last chance to tell you I love you.

— A text from a high school student who was aboard the ferry that capsized today off South Korea’s southern coast. Four passengers were killed, 55 were injured and more than 280 are missing. (via latimes)

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