i’m not a regular mom, i’m a cool mom
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
Asked by andafterwards
you might want to tune your instrument
it seems a little flat
girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother
*puts thumb between teeth* its a metaphor, you see. you have the power to quarrel, but can choose not to
i got glasses
of course i know what the big white night sky circle is called. no way am i getting defensive. it starts with m and i know what its called.
the dawn of time. a lizard crawls out of the murk and looks at the galaxies swirling overhead. he does an awful unhealthy fart, for the lulz