thelilnan:

i don’t care this joke was fucking handed to me I DON’T CARE

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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

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hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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ressentiments:

*puts a whole fucking onion in my mouth* see, it’s a metaphor. i could accidentally bite down at any moment and cry like a little bitch, but im not giving it the power to make me cry like a little bitch. a metaphor.

video

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

fUCK, .
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basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

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sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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these yale open course lectures on milton & paradise lost are blowing my MIND

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alivechihiro:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

17 percent women in a group is seen as equal. 25 percent, apparently, is overwhelming.

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100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

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joepotatoe:

Eclipse Photos

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