tarantinerd:

i’m not a regular mom, i’m a cool mom

07.06.14 ♥ 60117

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

07.06.14 ♥ 625556
do u love me truly

Asked by andafterwards

mmhmm

07.06.14 ♥ 1
slimydad:

you might want to tune your instrument
it seems a little flat

slimydad:

you might want to tune your instrument

it seems a little flat

07.05.14 ♥ 154344

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

07.05.14 ♥ 25271

sketchamagowza:

literally you

07.04.14 ♥ 81652
same, .
07.04.14 ♥ 154613

cadoized:

*puts thumb between teeth* its a metaphor, you see. you have the power to quarrel, but can choose not to

07.02.14 ♥ 27791

i got glasses

07.01.14 ♥ 11

reallyreallyreallytrying:

of course i know what the big white night sky circle is called. no way am i getting defensive. it starts with m and i know what its called.

06.30.14 ♥ 19185

reallyreallyreallytrying:

the dawn of time. a lizard crawls out of the murk and looks at the galaxies swirling overhead. he does an awful unhealthy fart, for the lulz

06.30.14 ♥ 182