someoneatethis:

It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.

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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

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bedussey:

this is the saddest youtube comment i’ve ever read

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.
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oh shit i got into the writing program for that and couldnt go! have fun:-)

Asked by Anonymous

much appreciated

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going to csssa tomorrow for creative writing. four weeks of just writing. probably food and stuff too. fun being had maybe

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tarantinerd:

i’m not a regular mom, i’m a cool mom

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