He allowed himself to be swayed by his conviction that human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.

— ~ Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera (via likeafieldmouse)

04.22.14 ♥ 2471

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

04.22.14 ♥ 225687

translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

04.21.14 ♥ 18285

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

04.21.14 ♥ 554452

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

04.21.14 ♥ 98368
thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab

thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab

04.21.14 ♥ 22633
video

macintush:

you’re not ready to watch this video

04.20.14 ♥ 38402

theapplesinstereo:

i never put anything in my snapchat stories because existence is meaningless and entropy is irreversible 

04.20.14 ♥ 29
video

hailey-lives:

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

Old people and puppies….. oh lord my heart

04.19.14 ♥ 56843
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atlusshrugged:

baka, it’s not like i want you to rest in peace or anything

atlusshrugged:

baka, it’s not like i want you to rest in peace or anything

04.19.14 ♥ 6025